number two:
although i am very aware of the fact that this will repulse many of you, i’m still gonna confess: that i pretty much have a crush on simon cowell.
{strictly on a he’s-a-fake-tv-man-type basis}
i’m kinda like in love with his accent, especially when he says things like “pauler” and “absolutely dreadful.” i appreciate his honesty, even though he makes devil-like comments occasionally. and i might find him very attractive. that’s all.
