6.25.2009

kill me


myron is growing a mustache against my will.

why?

to test out his halloween costume.

4 months early.

we already know that this is possible from the infamous kip experience:


why is this necessary again?

i quote:

"ang,
i have to make sure i've still got it,
before i rent a segway."


while i agree that dressing up
as paul blart/mall cop is hilarious....
[i mean, he has the exact-ish uniform, so why not?]


i STILL think it would be better to go with his original idea:

dj lance of yo gabba gabba:


orange jumpsuit
AND
{no facial hair required}

whatev.

25 comments:

joeyship said...

The whole "Kip" thing just makes me burst out loud with laughter. How incredibly perfect! Myron, you are a scream.

Emmy Z. said...

Ang, just count your blessings. Adam has a 5 o'clock shadow by noon every day, and I'm not even kidding when I say he had to shave twice on our wedding day. Ha! Needless to say, I don't get much input on whether he grows facial hair - it's just part of his existence.

I always tell him that if he was a pirate, he'd be called Scratchy Beard.

Oh, and we watched Napoleon Dynamite this week. As I was watching Kip, I kept thinking of Myron's costume. How funny that you'd blog about it the very same week!

runningfan said...

I would pay good money to see Myron in an orange jumpsuit. Perhaps he could provide the birthday party entertainment when Gavin turns two!

The Wizzle said...

My kids would also pay good money to see Uncle Myron as DJ Lance, and I would love to spare you the experience of having your husband vaguely resembling Mall Cop until mid-
November...

...but I think his mind is made up! (I think he secretly just likes having a moustache and this is how he gets around it.)

Kim said...

LOL Angie, this is the funniest post I've read in a while. What a great way to start my day. Either one would be great so I will wait until October to see the pictures.

granny said...

Myohmyron! Mustache? Really? Hahahahahahahahahaha.

runningfan said...

Garry offers this advice: tell Myron to grow a goatee until the mustache becomes necessary, and then shave right beforehand.

shalae said...

OK this post is making me crack up! 4 months early!! He made a great kip, I'm sure he'll make a great mall cop too. And where is he gonna get a segway for rent? LOL!!

Chelsea said...

Oh my dearest Angie. I am dying!!!!! I WILL NOT let my husband know about this. He WILL get some crazy ideas himself.
I vote Dj Lance Rock too. We for sure would be there!!! You do know DJ Lance rock has a sister who wears an orange jump suit too!!! Hint hint :)

Cody wanted to do him last year. Sadly he would have looked more like Jack Black did in the suit. Not so cute!!

GOOD LUCK!!!!

m = michelle said...

SORRY DAWG. I vote PAUL BLART!!!!!!
That's funny stuff right there!!!

The Fletchies said...

we can be friends with myron. Halloween costumes should be planned months in advance. I'm siding with him on this one...sorry Ang.

Kristen said...

Myron with a mustache = one of my favorite things ever.

cammac said...

It looks like both of our husbands like to dress up for Halloween a little early. They must be friends or something. :) Love it! Cam

Alison said...

I feel your pain sister. (see March 09, 2006 on my blog)
There's only one thing to do at a time like this:
Shave it in his sleep.

cammac said...

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/reno911-lennon-interview-1.jpg

This is my thoughts.....mac

heather said...

I hear you. My Hubby once started a mustache growing contest with all of his male co-workers. He STARTED it, so like 8 or 9 other wives/ girlfriends were all mad at him (and me) because lets be honest. They are so gross.

Myron isn't fat enough to be Kevin James.

Rebellious Roberts said...

you know its going to be funny no matter what he is :) cuz myron always gets the not just the looks down but you know he has the voice perfect!!! myron we love you and you always keep us laughing!!!

but ang your right about growing the mustache out 4 months early.... we have all seen the stache and know what myron is capable of (lol)!

Coree Adams said...

OH my gosh he totally needs to do the Yo Gabba Gabba guy...seriously.

Coree Adams said...

However, Paul Blart would be awesome too!

sandalloons44 said...

ok now I see the point for Halloween. does his take that long to grow? I like the costume but, I am with you sista, clean cut guys, Ole' is the best!

cheryl said...

That is hilarious! We just watched Mall Cop the other night & ummmm, I think Myron is going to have to work on his weight. So funny.

Ashley said...

That Kip costume is awesome, I love it! But I understand your anxiety. . . mustaches on men are no bueno!

cori said...

myron is awesome. classic.

jack+alli said...

rad. my husband thinks growing a mustache is funny. so does everyone else. our bishop would make fun of him from the stand...looking at him and slyly wiping his upper lip! what boys do for a laugh, right?

Sassy said...

That is hilarious....you both make me smile...