last night, i totally jacked my
"this little piggy had none" toe.
this picture does not do the pain justice,
but trust me....it kind of kills.
don't even ask me how i did it.
i don't know.
all i know is one minute i was walking down the hall,
and the next minute i was doing a ridiculous flamingo-jump,
holding my left foot & trying not to curse.
and then chloe laughed at me.
*my performance was rather entertaining, i'll give 'er that.
but NOW my new pedicure is all messed up,
& my fourth toe is crying wee, wee, wee,
all the way home.