the blaze

we were informed via letter from the HOA yesterday, that it is no longer acceptable to park any of our vehicles on the street next to our house.

and since myron & i are {FIRM} believers in paying strict heed to the rules & regs o' the CC&R's, we have decided to bid farewell to the fifth member of our family, our third ride,
midnight blue.
{formerly known as old blue.}


which brings me to the next portion of this post:

TOP 20 reasons why YOU and/or your white trash uncle need/want to be the proud owner{s} of midnight blue:

20. baby blue sculptured carpet.
{need i say more?}


19. you get out of it smelling like a real man.
{aka BO/gasoline/dust}

18. it's ghetto-wired for a bumpin' system.

17. it runs like a champ.

16. you can park it in front of your mom's house for nine-point-three months and it totally {won't} get stolen.

15. all inclusive rear view window bling.

14. it's fantastic for assisting in moving endeavors, bed/furniture relocations, and dump-drop-off extravaganzas.

13. it's totally perf for boy-ish type retreats including but not limited to camping, shooting, and/or four wheeling.

12. it will make your country-loving husband so happy that even YOU will start loving it.
{sort of}

11. because it's a little rough around the edges, you totally won't feel guilty just spitting your sunflower seeds directly onto the floor.
{they'll vacuum.}

10. it would make a happy little fixer upper project for any boy-buddy combo or father/son duo.

9. wood workers special: classy emblems & paneling.

8. rockin' prime/paint job compliments of dunn/adams incorporated.
{15 cans of $1 walmart spray paint + two hilarious husbands}

7. your tv repair man will be really jealous of it.

6. it has a removable back bench and a removable top, making for a stellar drive-in movie experience.

5. it only leeks power steering fluid.

4. {and a tiny bit of oil.}

3. it always passes emissions with FLYING colors.
{totally serious...go green, yo.}

2. you will only pay $54.23-ish per month to insure it full coverage style.

& last, but certainly not least:

#1. "75% of the time, it works every time."

if you know any awesome person who'd like to take this lovely '77 k5 4WD Blaze
off our hands for the low price of
{one single g} obo...

please email my man @
myomyron@gmail.com

thanks
&
{happy thursday!}