feel like a crappy mom?
when i {accidentally} chop off the very tip of
chloe's thumb with the nail clippers.
but,
a trip to target & $1.69 worth of pet shop band-aids
was enough to restore her faith in me.
whew.
i eat scrambled eggs for breakfast every morning.
i owned a hyper shih tzu named mr. miyagi for five years.
i like jimmy better than conan.
i’ve lived in 4 different homes in 7 years of marriage.
i passed kidney stones during my week-long
i live for my 2 tablespoons of chunky peanut butter everyday.
i know very little about what my future holds
& i’m {finally} at peace with that.
i thoroughly enjoy weeding the garden.
i lost my retainer in
i take pictures of bell peppers because i think they're cute.
i drove on the freeway 4 times in one day.
i know the names of all the presidents.
i think
i carry a concealed weapons permit with my name on it.
i am happy and content to be me...crazies, flaws and all.